*Shaking My Head* Moment
Just when I thought it was safe to leave the scissors out, this happens.....

Theo: "At least I didn't cut it all off."

My response.....

That Moment....
...when your 7 year old wants to know how your Sim got pregnant.

Theo: "I always have to adopt my baby. How did you get the baby in your stomach?"

I'm not ready for this conversation.
What My Kids Say

Alvin: "Can I have this since you don't jog anymore?"
*Sigh* These kids stay calling me out.
For his information, I need my shuffle to block out crying babies on the airplane.

That Moment....
...when it's 2 hours before bedtime and the kids pick a long movie to watch.

Y'all ain't slick!